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Dand-rough: Ok so maybe I do need to use head-and-shoulders more often. I was on a train chatting passionately with my friend sitting opposite me and noticed that I had accumulated some winter sprinkles on my shoulder. Maybe I'd been running my hand through my hair. As I got up to leave the lady...read more

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On Sun 29 Jan 2012 by borisb - View/Add Comments

Hotstuff: While in my boyfriend's office, his colleague from Hong Kong walked in heaving a large box. It bore the prominent red label 'Hot stuff', which immediately set my boyfriend off: 'Hey, what's in the box Wei? What saucy kind of hot stuff are you hiding in there?' Wei looked baffled. 'My...read more

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On Wed 25 Jan 2012 by hepkat - View/Add Comments

I called up my gran for a chat the other day. While we were talking my grandad picked up the other line upstairs and started to proposition my granny for sex down the line in a really unnecessarily graphic way. My granny then hung up on me.

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On Fri 20 Jan 2012 by fb551820541 - View/Add Comments

I went for a job interview, it went surprising well but I'd had to change into a suit on the way. Afterwards I was getting changed back into my other clothes in...read more

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On Fri 20 Jan 2012 by Ewen - View/Add Comments

I was sitting on the tube the other day and a Chinese couple got on and sat either side of me. Trying to be kind, I offered to swap seats so they could sit next to each other at which point, the Chinese guy on my left said 'err, we're not together, we're just both Chinese dude...'

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On Fri 20 Jan 2012 by fb551820541 - View/Add Comments

When I was on holiday recently I thought it would be fun to get a bit steamy with my girlfriend and asked our hotel owner for some ice cubes so I could give her an icey surprise kiss. He wasn't very impressed but went to the freezer and scraped out some ice from the back wall next to some pork...read more

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On Mon 16 Jan 2012 by James VI - View/Add Comments

I went clubbing with a friend a few years ago and he got pretty drunk. He ran off to the loos to throw up and when he got there, all the cubicle doors were closed. He saw one that he thought wasn't occupied and, fast approaching the point of no return, threw it open, fell inside and clutching...read more

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On Mon 16 Jan 2012 by James VI - View/Add Comments

I was teaching a class on morals and was using the example of cannibalism. The students complained it wasn't really worth discussing because no-one eats each other anymore. To convince them it was a good topic, I mentioned a site my friend had told me about called manbeef where apparently you...read more

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On Mon 16 Jan 2012 by James VI - View/Add Comments

I was visiting the erotic Sun temple in Konark, India and employed the worst guide in the world to take me round and explain the sensual carvings. I think he might even have been high on something because most of what he said didn't really make any sense and he kept spitting on my feet. He...read more

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On Thu 12 Jan 2012 by Rambling Man - View/Add Comments

When I was 6, my mum rushed our little pug to the vet because he'd been shrieking and puffing in a pretty disturbing way and dragging himself along the floor like he was in serious pain. The vet told my seriously embarrassed mum that he was basically really horny and that he'd just had a...read more

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