Dand-rough: Ok so maybe I do need to use head-and-shoulders more often. I was on a train chatting passionately with my friend sitting opposite me and noticed that I had accumulated some winter sprinkles on my shoulder. Maybe I'd been running my hand through my hair. As I got up to leave the lady...read more
Hotstuff: While in my boyfriend's office, his colleague from Hong Kong walked in heaving a large box. It bore the prominent red label 'Hot stuff', which immediately set my boyfriend off: 'Hey, what's in the box Wei? What saucy kind of hot stuff are you hiding in there?' Wei looked baffled. 'My...read more
I went for a job interview, it went surprising well but I'd had to change into a suit on the way. Afterwards I was getting changed back into my other clothes in...read more
I was sitting on the tube the other day and a Chinese couple got on and sat either side of me. Trying to be kind, I offered to swap seats so they could sit next to each other at which point, the Chinese guy on my left said 'err, we're not together, we're just both Chinese dude...'