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Sent my jacket off to get drycleaned.  Then went to a conference a week later, wearing my jacket for the first time.  I noticed halfway through that someone nearby had the worst BO I'd ever smelt, then I realised that the reek of stale urine was actually coming from me. When I asked at the Dry...

When I was younger I remember listening to Prince’s song "When doves cry" where he moans "eeeh eeeeh eeehhhh, this is what it sounds like...when doves cry".  I took it literally and thought that was actually the sound doves make when they cry. Also, at the end of "Day...

I was sitting on the tube the other day and a Chinese couple got on and sat either side of me.  Trying to be kind, I offered to swap seats so they could sit next to each other at which point, the Chinese guy on my left said 'err, we're not together, we're just both Chinese dude...'

When I was on holiday recently I thought it would be fun to get a bit steamy with my girlfriend and asked our hotel owner for some ice cubes so I could give her an icey surprise kiss. He wasn't very impressed but went to the freezer and scraped out some ice from the back wall next to some pork chops...